Did you ever play baseball?
I ran down from the pitchers mound and got a black eye.
that shit hurt. 
I cried on the way to the ER, 
   I'm never playing baseball again I'm never playing baseball again
I played baseball again.

My mom told me to tell ANYONE who asked what happned--
you shoulda seen the other guy!
Before people would even ask, I went on a rampage around school yelling
You shoulda seen the other guy!
You shoulda seen the other guy!